The Need for Something Wonderful in our Lives

I can remember what that was for me when I went to college in the Fifties: Electronics! And of course, Masturbation. 

And Cars. 

All of them fit together nicely in my mind. But a car, for me and many others, was impossible. 

I remember how a Mexican friend of mine solved this problem. He bought a nice car, drove it across the border, and stopped making payments! 

I used another method, I found a bunch of guys who owned a car, and joined them! 

I learned later they were gay, but this made no difference. They were friendly and they owned a car. What more could I want?