I do not have a Phone

I must be one of the few people in the world who do not have one. 

I have had a few of these things, and noticed I was never using them. So I decided to live without one. 

I went to my Wireless provider yesterday, and told them what I wanted to do. He could not imagine anyone doing this (why would anyone want to be so different?) it was a situation he had never had any experience with. And he had a hard time getting it done. 

He is not the only one who has a problem with this. Every app out there. assumes the same thing - and they demand (not very politely) my phone address. If I don't have a Phone, there must be something wrong with me!